Fight

Family badminton game at sport centre.
Boys marching like soldiers during break.
With racket on their shoulders like rifle.

I : Soldier, which country you'd fight for?

YB : Germany!

I : Why?

YB : Because they're Serious.
Just look at their car : VW, BMW...

I : And you?

EB : Argentina!

I : Why?

EB : Well... it's obvious....
I like Argentina Football Team!

YB : I change my mind.

I : O.K.

YB : I'll fight for Italy.

I : Why?

YB : I like Italy Football Team!

I : So, you two fight for a country because..
You like its football team?

Both : Yes!

YB : Mm...I change my mind.

I : Again?

YB : I'll fight for China now.

I : Why?

YB : Because it's the largest no. of soldiers.

I : And?

YB : And this means you've the least chance..
Of being killed!

Both : Dad, which country will you fight for?

I : I don't like wars, so I won't fight.

Both : If you really really have to.

I : Alright, the only time I'll fight is...
For the Earth....... against Aliens!

Fate
Fight for Peace
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Taxi

I was waiting outside our home.
In my car.
Younger Boy came opening door.

YB : Taxi

I : Taxi?

YB : Yes, you're a Taxi Driver.

I : O.K. Where to, Little Sir?

YB : You know.

I ; I don't know.

YB : To X Primary.

I : You meant X Primary Prison?

YB : No. X Primary School.

I : Alright. Have you got money?

YB : Yes. Of course.

( 2 minutes later)

I : Little Sir, we've arrived.
£2 please.

YB : Well, wait a minute.
(Opening door, got off & ran)
I'm not paying!!

Fate
Children Make Us Laugh
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People

Elder Boy's excited at dinner time.

EB : Dad, do you know what happened at school?

I : Mmm...something good?

EB : Yes. Remember you always say,
I've to learnt from smart people?

I : Yes?

EB : So, I followed the smart people today?

I : ' Smart people'?

EB : My classmates who're very good Academically.

I : Oh, I see. But ..'.followed'?

EB : Yes.
I always wonder where they go at lunch.
So I followed them today.
Guess where they went?

I : Mmm......

EB : Library.
They all went to library after lunch.

I : What did they do there?

EB : They did their homework together.
And finished some of them there!

I : Good use of time.

EB : Yes. So, I joined them.
And finished most of my homework.

I : So, more time to do other things at home?
Like watching TV? haha!

EB : No.
So I've more time to play with my young brother!
Did you know I persuaded the smart people to..
Have a name for the group.

I : Really?
What's the name for the group then?

EB : I reminded them NOT to pick a name...
That's kind of showing off.....
So, I suggested the name,
'People'.

I : 'The People's Group'?

EB : Yup.

I : Sound familiar.
Did you get the idea from a TV programme?
'The People's Supermarket'?

EB : Yes.
Recycling Good Idea!

Fate
Keeping a Low Profile, Building a Big Success
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List

While having a snack at home,
Younger Boy started a chat.

YB : Dad, I've found one person on my List.

I : List?

YB : Yup, my 'Grammar School Threatening List'

I : What do you mean?

YB : This boy's very smart, so he's on my List.
He may get into the Grammar School instead of me.

I : Is that why you call your List 'Threatening'?
Thinking someone may Threatening your chance?

YB : Yes.

I : Noone is to Threatening your chance, my boy.
Let me re-phrase it again.
The only person that would reduce your chance is....

YB : Is?

I : Yourself.
Because if you learn hard, plan hard & work hard,
You WILL get into the Grammar School.
Joining your elder brother.

YB : Mmmmm...

I : May be you should re-name your List?

YB : Really?

I : Yes, I think it may be better called as,
'Grammar School Friend List'.
So that you can put someone that's good....
On the List and be your Friend,
Learning together & to Grammar School together.

Fate
Change Mindset, Reduce Upset
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