Guide

Upset by Elder Boy's careless mistake....
When him doing a maths revision,
I asked Younger Boy to do me a favour,
Giving me a massage to calm myself down.

I : Do you think I's a bit harsh on your brother?

YB : Well, kind of....Hm.. Should I give you...
A Stress Free Parental Guide to Education?

I : Go on then.

YB : 1st, make sure you don't wear too much.

I : Why?

YB : If you wear too much, you'll get hot,
Making you easily to be 'Hot Tempered'.


I : O.K.


YB : 2nd, make sure you understand what....
They feel.


I : O.K.


YB : 3rd, make sure you understand what...
They don't understand.


I : Understand...don't understand....O.K.


YB : The last, to make sure a Happy, Well..
Enlightened Family with No Argument or..
Quarrel.


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Animal

Before I started asking my boys questions....
In our breakfast time, Elder Boy asked first.

EB : Dad, I've a question for you.

I : O.K.

EB : Which animal is NOT Racist?

I :Hm......Dinosaur?

EB : Why?

I : Because it ate ALL races.

EB : But human wasn't around then.

I : That's true.
So, what's the answer?

EB : Panda.

I : A Pan...da? Why?

EB : Because it's Black, it's White.
And it's Asian.

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Model

While having a tea after school at home,
Elder Boy started a chat.

EB : Dad, we'd a presentation today.

I : Yes, you'd stated you're to have  one.
Geography, wasn't it?

EB : Yes. Remember, we'd to build a model,
Explaining the cause & effects of volcanoes?

I : Yes, you told me that.

EB : I saw a very good model today.
He got all these lights on the mountain ,
Showing the effects.

I : Was he the only one had such an idea?

EB : Yes.

I : You haven't thought about that either?

EB : No.

I : So, didn't I tell you that...
You can always learn something new...
From Others.

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Grow Up

While giving me a massage before dinner,
Younger Boy told me what he did at school.

YB : Dad, do you know what we did today?

I : Must be something interesting.

YB : Yes, we're given 3 questions.
1st, What would you achieve when you grow up?

I : And your answer?

YB : Being a doctor & grade 8 in piano.

I : 2nd question?

YB : What would you worry when you grow up?
I put down, 'My dad & mum,
'worrying picking up bad habits.'

I : You worry that mum & I would pick up...
Bad Habits?

YB : No. No. I worry you two may NOT...
Have a good house, have good food...
I worry I may pick up bad habits.
Well, I suppose as long as I don't start one...
I'll be OK.

I : And the 3rd question?

YB : What would you miss when you grow up?

I : That has to be ME!

YB : Haha! I'll miss my brother & my toys...
And every house that I've lived in!

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Children Brings You 3H:
Hope, Happiness & Harmony
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