Friday, June 29, 2012

Fall

After falling down from stairs at home,
And seeing my boys were shocked,
I got up from floor & chatted with boys.

I : Don't worry, boys, I'm OK.

EB : Do you need cold running water?

I : Why?

EB : Just in case you've bruises.

I : No. I'm fine.

EB : Do you need to do the check?

I : Check?

EB : Yes, to check from head to toes,
If any bone is broken.

I : Oh... yes.

EB : Is everything fine?

I : Oh, yes. Everything is fine.
No broken bones. No bruises.

EB : Why do you think you fell?

I : Not concentrated.
I was singing when walking down stairs.

EB : How to ensure it won't happen again?

I : No singing next time taking stairs.
Concentrated. Hold the stair rail.

Wait a minute,.
That's exactly what I'd said to Elder Boy,
Last time when he fell.

Fate
Children are Quick Learners
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Thursday, June 21, 2012

Assistant

After getting into my car for school,
My Younger Boy started a chat.

YB : AAA Primary School, please.

I : Yes, Sir.
Are you a Headteacher?

YB : No. I'm an Assistant.

I : Oh....Assistant Headteacher.

YB : No. I'm an Assistant Teacher.

I : Oh.....OK.
So, what do you do?

YB : Help sorting things out.
Helping children to learn.....

I : So, very busy for a Teacher Assistant.

YB : No.... It's Assistant Teacher.
I told you. You're fired!

Fate
Nothing Better Than Laughing
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Thursday, June 14, 2012

World

I often remind my boys that the School World,
Is the perfect training ground for them,
To develop/polish their Essential Life Skills.

So they should use every opportunity at school,
To put what they've in mind & learnt into practise,
Planning Skill, Time Management Skill, Social Skill etc..

E.g.  dealing with 'Naughty' schoolmates could help them,
To effectively deal with prospective 'Nasty' clients,
'Shouty' boss/colleagues when they step into the Real World.

I also remind my boys that in the Real World,
They'll not have 13-week holiday a year like the School World.
And they've to understand it'll be 'Work First before Play'.

Fate
A Better World coming for those Ready for Real World
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Thursday, June 7, 2012

Partner

Boys love watching the 'Apprentice',
So I started a chat with them during breakfast.

I : If each of you is to start a business tomorrow,
Which schoolmates you'd like to be your partners?

YB : Well, it has to be a Fair Business.
So, I'm to have the equal number of boy and girl.

I : O.K.

YB : I'm to pick 2.
A boy , X and 1 girl, Y.

I : Why?

YB : Because X is quite tall.
So he can put/take  stock up/down.

I : Well, good point. And Y?

YB : She is clever.

I : What about you?

EB : I'll pick 3.

I : Why?

EB : Because A is good at computer,
B is good at Art.  I need them to design.
C is good at Writing - for marketing then.

I : What about you?
What will you be doing?

EB : Well, as usual..........a bit of everything!

Fate
A day Older, a day Smarter
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